It seems that radioactive fish are being found in the Connecticut River. While state officials insist that it is simply background radiation like that found in any playground (Simpson’s reference go!), there is the happy coincidence it is down stream from the Vermont Yankee Nuclear Facility. These results are more likely the fallout (literally) of decades of weapons testing that blanketed the globe with radioactive goodness. It’s my hope that this will finally spawn a race of Blinky’s, may as well get something good out of irradiating the atmosphere.
Three Eyed Fish are coming