TMZ has dug up a public urination compliant, pointing right to Ben Roethlisberger. Thing is, it was on a golf course. The single greatest thing about a golf course is that you can piss ANYWHERE YOU DAMN WELL PLEASE. If it weren’t for that I would never play golf.
Trust me, Ben is in my doghouse. I’m of the opinion he is a poon hound that is unaware of how to treat a woman. But if the USA was founded today with an all new constitution, pissing on a golf course would be in the Bill of Rights. Everyone does it, always have, always will. I mean christ, they give you a cooler full of beer to take on the cart, then they want you to drive back to the clubhouse every time you need to take a leak? That is unamerican.
It’s also pretty insane that someone gets spotted relieving themselves at a golf course Big Ben happened to be at that day and TMZ thinks they have a story. It would be more of a story if a man made it all 18 WITHOUT taking a piss, now that would be news
Update: No charges will be pressed