Give Big Ben a break, everyone takes a whizz on the golf course

Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger looks on during the team's NFL football game against the Miami Dolphins in Miami, in this January 3, 2010 file photo. Roethlisberger was suspended for six games without pay on Wednesday and must undergo behavioural evaluation for violating the NFL's personal-conduct policy. The 28-year-old Roethlisberger, who won Super Bowls with Pittsburgh in 2006 and 2009, was accused in March of sexually assaulting a 20-year-old female college student in a nightclub. REUTERS/Hans Deryk/Files (UNITED STATES - Tags: SPORT FOOTBALL)

TMZ has dug up a public urination compliant, pointing right to Ben Roethlisberger. Thing is, it was on a golf course. The single greatest thing about a golf course is that you can piss ANYWHERE YOU DAMN WELL PLEASE. If it weren’t for that I would never play golf.

Trust me, Ben is in my doghouse. I’m of the opinion he is a poon hound that is unaware of how to treat a woman. But if the USA was founded today with an all new constitution, pissing on a golf course would be in the Bill of Rights. Everyone does it, always have, always will. I mean christ, they give you a cooler full of beer to take on the cart, then they want you to drive back to the clubhouse every time you need to take a leak? That is unamerican.

It’s also pretty insane that someone gets spotted relieving themselves at a golf course Big Ben happened to be at that day and TMZ thinks they have a story. It would be more of a story if a man made it all 18 WITHOUT taking a piss, now that would be news

Update: No charges will be pressed

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